Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
"This food is extremely good at supplying a lot of easily available energy to you, so you should definitely avoid it to be healthier."
I think I will avoid you to be healthier instead. Good day.








